Gareth

Gareth is the most beloved child hugger

Gareth was born at the start of time and has been at every historical event in history. Such as the big bang, Last Supper and 9/11.

Gareth started his own movie franchise in the 80s which was unsuccessful.

Gareth has countless children in his basement.

Gareth is the nephew of Gary. And the brother of Gorth

Gareth used to work at medibank but got fired after giving out prescription for sex medication to kids